I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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