so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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