i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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