I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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