Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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