Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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