I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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