Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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