i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Also, beer. Big fan.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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