FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
