Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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