it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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