Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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