I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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