the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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