whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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