and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I need water and some morals
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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