Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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