I CAN MOONWALK!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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