I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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