Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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