Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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