I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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