Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It's blow job season.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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