ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She bit a glass in half.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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