I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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