i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
vagina is talking i cant
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
