My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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