he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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