She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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