you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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