He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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