and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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