So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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