Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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