Can i not drive my cunt home
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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