I skipped work to stalk him.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i dont even know how to be here
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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