saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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