guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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