best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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