they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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