will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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