you win again, gameday.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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