you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
