I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
