i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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