Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My penis needs a shock collar
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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