Nicole vs. Life
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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