I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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