Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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