I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Randomize
