its not stalking. its research.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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