Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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