Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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