I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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