You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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